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prokopetz: So let me get this straight. Were here to rescue a princess. Thats right. At the...

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prokopetz:

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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Why sleep on one #paw when you can sleep on all of them? ...

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Why sleep on one #paw when you can sleep on all of them? #ethanfrecklenosearchangel #cat #floof #tuxedocat #harlockcats
https://www.instagram.com/p/B66ZlkZnCxQ/?igshid=svfwq8t4m69b

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#christmas2019 a #tree and a #fireplace
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6gHHfmnWI0/?igshid=b7m3f02oa43d

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millennial-review:

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ruffboijuliaburnsides: blurredfelines: ruffboijuliaburnsides: ruffboijuliaburnsides: ruffboijulia...

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

just.  just this tweet, all the time:

i swear to god i just had to block like 5 fuckin people just now for reblogging this post but tagging it “q slur”

if you don’t wanna say the word queer on your blog? Don’t reblog posts that use it.  MY IDENTITY IS NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING SLUR.

#imagine ‘’i identify as f-g’’

I mean, there are gay guys who identify as fags and lesbians who identify as dykes, I am one of them, fuck you and your goddamn respectability bullshit or whatever the hell this is.

U lil baby gays dont understand the hatred behind those words, thankfully.

Bitch I am in my mid-30s, get your queerphobic ass the fuck off of my post.

And I’m pushing 50 and willing to back OP up on this. Some of us have been both here and queer for a long time.
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camodadcomic:privacy PSA

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camodadcomic:

privacy PSA

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