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animatedamerican: lithiumbot: I dreamt that there was a show...

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animatedamerican:

lithiumbot:

I dreamt that there was a show called “Dadbeard the Pirate” which was about a middle-aged pirate captain who suddenly had to raise two daughters that he didnt know he had. 

One was the daughter of a noblewoman and was classically trained in swordfighting and sailing, the other was the daughter of a tavern wench and had a lot of practical experience around shipyards. 

Dadbeard himself was bewildered at his role as a father but supportive of his new family. Episodes focused on the castmembers learning how to get along with each other while engaging in typical pirate activities, I.E. attacking trade ships and searching for treasure.

Dadbeard’s signature move was sweeping his daughers up in a huge hug that lifted them off the ground. 

I would watch the hell out of this.

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burntcopper: fuckyeahwarriorwomen: historicalfightingguide: the...

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burntcopper:

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theartofthecover:

Ladies and their Magic Swords (2019)

Art by: Serge Birault

A few more here, same artist


Can relate to a fair bit of this tbh

This is so cute!

@petermorwood - this is the kind of magic sword I can get behind.

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prokopetz: So let me get this straight. Were here to rescue a princess. Thats right. At the...

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prokopetz:

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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Why sleep on one #paw when you can sleep on all of them? ...

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Why sleep on one #paw when you can sleep on all of them? #ethanfrecklenosearchangel #cat #floof #tuxedocat #harlockcats
https://www.instagram.com/p/B66ZlkZnCxQ/?igshid=svfwq8t4m69b

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#christmas2019 a #tree and a #fireplace...

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#christmas2019 a #tree and a #fireplace
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6gHHfmnWI0/?igshid=b7m3f02oa43d

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